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Author: Beatrice Blitterlees & Earl Craboon Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. IT'S AWESOME AUGUST AGAIN Or, what else did you think it was? **Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon August, the eighth month of the year, is to put it bluntly the worst of a long, hot summer or more likely the armpit of an incredibly sweltering one. If you're in a quandary about why a cow would want to jump over the moon, who let the screaming meemies loose, and where the damn dog ran away with the spoon -- you need a vacation! So kick back, toss your TV remote control and cell phone in the lake, and try fly-swatting for a change! On the other hand, for all those who have to report for work and suffer from far too many liquid lunches, limp watercress sandwiches, and lightweight daydreams, consider celebrating Men from Mars Day. (Thats when masked men with maps and Mayflower Madams on their minds descend from simmering, sleek, sight-seeing spaceships to discover theyve not only arrived on the wrong planet, but also 3,542 years too late for the beach party. ) So without further adieu, adios, a rivederci, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen, not to mention cheerio, ciao, pip pip, tah tah, toodle-oo, see you later Alligator, and that wretched standby Have a Nice Day take our advice enjoy these good-humored, good-for-nothing activities that exemplify the merry month of August. August 1 BATHTUB RACING DAY (Grab an old bathtub, put on some wheels and an old motorthen find a place to letem rip and roar!) August 2 - NATIONAL ABBREVIATION APPRECIATION DAY (Time to celebrate the ancient sport of skinny-dipping, the science of getting down to bare essentials, and the fine art of bikinis, briefs and box shorts.) August 3 ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN RECOGNITION DAY (A great way to honor weird things that are bound to melt sooner or later and leave a smelly mess behind.) August 4 BOB DID IT DAY (Anything youd dearly love to pin on dear old Bob, nows the time to do it). August 5 DEVILS ADVOCATE DAY (Time to get out your bull horns, slip into a flaming red spandex suit, and grab a rusty pitchfork cause theres a trial balloon or a sacred cow with your name on it!) August 6 NATIONAL HYPOCHONDRIAC APPRECIATION DAY (Its the annual My Ailments More Serious Than Yours Is Swap Meet & Pity-Pot Party). August 7 LEFT-FIELD AWARENESS DAY (Time to honor all those things that come appear out of nowhere and hit you on the head every now and then like bird droppings, old flames, and visits from long-lost relatives.) August 8 SCARLET PIMPERNEL & MATA HARI DAY (Time to go incognito - be your favorite mystery man or maven whats your nom de plume and your game?) August 9 - ALPHABET APPRECIATION DAY B (Time to talk about people, places and things beginning with the letter B like Bucky Beaver, Bobo(Alabama), and bogeys.) August 10 UGLY ART & ARCHITECTURE DAY (Time to award the No. 1 Eyesore in your community hint its the thing that even a flea market couldnt sell). August 11 LEO RECOGNITION DAY (This is payback time when you get to showcase those smug, stubborn, sulky sorts you know strut about and stroke their locks, play with their curls, or simply wear a crown to cover their over-sized cerebellums). August 12 BACKHOUSE BEAUTIFICATION DAY (Yup its time to remodel, redecorate or revive that classic piece of American architecture the mobile ablution hut better known as the cottage outhouse, the camp latrine, or the outdoor privy.) August 13 BEAT-AROUND-THE-BUSH DAY (A time-honored occasion to evade thorny issues, lead folks down the garden path, and practice your hem-and-hawing skills.) August 14 CLUTTERBUG & PACK-RAT APPRECIATION DAY (Its never too late to recognize the contribution made by frenzied folks who are fond of paper, bits of string, broken pencils and old photographswhos your nomination?) August 15 GONG SHOW AWARD DAY (Is there a delightful ding-dong achievement waiting to be recognized in your workplace or neighborhood?) August 16 NATTY NAPKIN DAY (Why not celebrate one of the most overlooked pieces of puff we have today the humble dickey, the cheery chin-wiper, or that breathtaking bib and tucker outfit.) August 17 BEST BILLBOARD IN TOWN AWARD (Time to choose your favorite outdoor ad, the one that makes you jump elegantly for joy, roll merrily in the street, or quietly split your sides laughing.) August 18 FAKE FLOWER RECOGNITION DAY (Time to plant those plastic pots of PVC pansies on the deck to impress your know-it-all in-laws or nosey neighbors.) August 19 THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD PREDICT DAY (Time to put on your crash-helmet cause this could be a real winner!) August 20 EXCESS BAGGAGE APPRECIATION DAY (Theres someone out there you know who always packs a 350-pound bag for an overnight trip somewhere.) August 21 BY-THE-BOOK REWARD DAY (A great occasion to honor those who never do a thing without consulting the operating instructions, or a policy and procedures manual.) August 22 NATIONAL BUTTER-FINGER APPRECIATION DAY (So who do you know who constantly drops the ball, cant climb a slippery pole, and sucks their thumb a lot?) August 23 NATIONAL CAVE MAN RECOGNITION DAY (Time to honor the best breast-beater and burned beef barbecue cook you know.) August 24 COCKTAILS & CAPERS DAY (Time to see who can whip up the best blue blazer, daring Daiquiri, horses neck, old Hickory, Margarita, pink lady, or snappy sidecar without a recipe of course.) August 25 CRANKPOT APPRECIATION DAY (Yup if there's one category that needs validation it's this one!) August 26 AAAH & OOOH AWARENESS DAY (Time to tell everyone you know what you want for your birthday, Christmas and Employee Appreciation Day.) August 27 STUFF YOU SHOULDNT DO ON YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE JOB DAY (An occasion to honor the fine art of ridiculously pointless drama, incredibly bad timing, and inefficient use of someone else's space.) August 28 MEN FROM MARS DAY (A good opportunity to check out the little green guys not to be confused with Men from Glad who grumble about carrying out your trash every week, adore swatting the occasional fly, and claim they were born with a convenient push-button TV remote control located on their navels naturally.) August 29 THINGS YOU SHOULDNT LEND DAY (Lets see, theres your used dental floss, your pet boa, and your whoopee cushionwhat else?) August 30 THINGS YOU SHOULDNT KISS DAY (This is a long list: frogs and toads, Big Bird and the Blarney Stone not to mention cheap imitations of Prince Charming or the Princess of Prunes) August 31 BIG FOOT APPRECIATION DAY (Time to ask all your favorite questions: What size sneakers do you wear? Who cuts your hair? When can you come out and play? ) About the AuthorLady Beatrice Blitterlees and her faithful consort Lord Earl Craboon have earned a rather ripsnorting reputation as goodwill gossip-mongers in the award-winning Court of The Quipping Queen ... |
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